I wanted to announce that I have purchased a puppy. Her name is Sprite and she is a Siberian Husky. She lives nicely in my Nintendo DS and knows two tricks so far.

All of this has been done with my masculinity remaining intact.

To prove the last statement, I offer this: Victoria's Secret's mannequinns make an exceptionally strong case for humans to manufacture translucent women. Those ass-e-quinns with the thongs? It's a wonder I was able to leave the store with my eyes (and various other organs) still functioning and unchaffed.

Uh huh. Think about that for a while.

/will probably add more to this post later...