Keeping in mind that my AIM alias is "Zeiganfreid" and that "bloodpukingpc" is my girlfriend of (nearly) 2 years (nearly implying, because this Sunday, March 9nth, marks officially the second year):

bloodpukingpc: so i pulled it out, and it was a ring
bloodpukingpc: like, engagement ring
bloodpukingpc: and then i broke it
bloodpukingpc: like, it had this really thin band
bloodpukingpc: and i went to put it on
bloodpukingpc: and it snapped
bloodpukingpc: so i was like fuck
bloodpukingpc: and you said, oh that's okay, we'll get you a new one
Zeiganfreid: HAHHA WRONG
bloodpukingpc: and so we went and bought a diff one
Zeiganfreid: BZZT
Zeiganfreid: strell>GOD DAMMIT
bloodpukingpc: and then i went home to tell mom
bloodpukingpc: and she already knew
bloodpukingpc: it was cool
bloodpukingpc: thats it
Zeiganfreid: Zeiganfeid: and you said, oh that's okay, we'll get you a new one
Zeiganfreid: HAHHA WRONG
Zeiganfreid: :P
bloodpukingpc: :-)
bloodpukingpc: well, the first one was from like afterthoughts, it was really shitty
Zeiganfreid: oh, yea, engagement ring
Zeiganfreid: from afterthoughts
bloodpukingpc: it was a dream!!!
Zeiganfreid: /me is metaphorically kicked IN THE FACE
bloodpukingpc: DREAM
bloodpukingpc: CAN'T CONTROL DREAMS
bloodpukingpc: punk
Zeiganfreid: hahhaha
Zeiganfreid: that is a great string of conversation
Zeiganfreid: I am going to save it