Funny quotes from an online game I play:

1:Don the Bot> "Mexico Pledges to Help Rebuild Iraq"
1:Don the Bot> wtf
1:Don the Bot> how about Mexico pledge to rebuild fucking Mexico

1:Omegaman> I hope a comets slams into the earth tonight.
1:xalimar-> me too wtf is a comets

Propeller> YOU ARE A "WIDE RECEIVER" ON THE HOUSTON HOMOS NFL TEAM::

A Shadow Rift> I drink 1-2 gallons a day
Bearded-Betta> what, beer? :)
Omegaman> wtf, do u ever leave the pisser?
the ferrets> his toilet probly gots a bowflex on it

Damien> Zippy, I have 2 reasons why you shouldnt give bhang smod
Damien> 1. Hes European
Damien> 2. He was on \Elements/ with the dumb \'s /'s
ZippyDan> only 2?
ZippyDan> i need 3 reasons not to give someone smod
Damien> k
Damien> one sec
desperado> i think bhang is gay
Damien> 3. bhang is gay

Mayonnaise> IM A LITTLE TEA POT
elf> where is your spout

Wandie> British man who took viagra ended up in hospital for almost a week with an unstoppable nosebleed
God's Eye> was he a dickhead?

Phantasmal> Have you seen PETA's new ad campaign?
Propeller> Yes
Phantasmal> It's a naked woman with the parts of her body marked with what they'd be called as meat
Propeller> LET'S NOT EAT COW BECAUSE IT HAS ELBOWS LIKE US
Phantasmal> It's supposed to convince people to become vegetarian
Phantasmal> All I can think is that she has a nice ass

ZippyDan: ur gay
Stag Shot: fu
ZippyDan: EXACTLY WHAT A GAY MAN WOULD SAY
Stag Shot: f ur sister

Wandie> Driver with TUR licence plate asks prankster to stop adding D.

battlecity tom> if tigers could talk..theyd wanna play football i bet :)
Miss B'haven> neone here read Faust?
Propeller> PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE TAKE THE TIME TO TYPE THAT ONE EXTRA LETTER TO PRODUCE THE WORD "ANYONE"

Lord Devil> I am the real LD, ask me anything and I will answer
Mr. Ekted> then you are fake, the real LD doesn't know shit

ZippyDan> i saw it 5 times
Doodog> u said u were going for 9 times
Miss B'haven> i saw LOTR 8 times in the theatre
ZippyDan> i saw lotr 4 times
Mr. Ekted> got me beat
BitBasher> wow, I just waited and bought LOTR on DVD =)
Miss B'haven> and i saw it about 4 times here on vhs
ZippyDan> once on dvd so far
Propeller> I READ LOTR 29 TIMES CUZ I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ABOUT A LOT OF TIMES

foxxy> yues!
foxxy> er
foxxy> yes!
foxxy> lik
foxxy> like my squad naeme
foxxy> hehe
5ass> u drunk?
foxxy> sorta
foxxy> :(
5ass> u got a webcam? :)